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		<title>Peter Fleming Famous Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. ~Author : Peter Fleming Famous Quotes Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings. ~Author : Alfred North Whitehead N Rose Mathematical Maxims and Minims Raleigh NCRome Press [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=60&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.<br />
<span> ~Author : Peter Fleming  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.<br />
<span> ~Author : Alfred North Whitehead N Rose Mathematical Maxims and Minims Raleigh NCRome Press Inc 1988 Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The best measure of a man&#8217;s honesty isn&#8217;t his income tax return. It&#8217;s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.<br />
<span> ~Author : Arthur C Clarke Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.<br />
<span> ~Author : Reinhold Niebuhr Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the victory.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ted W Engstrom Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>God must become an activity in our consciousness.<br />
<span> ~Author : Joel S Goldsmith Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser than usual; if with your superiors, no finer. Be what you say; and, within the rules of prudence, say what you are.<br />
<span> ~Author : Alford Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided 1.That dear old soul2. That old woman3. That old witch.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Taylor Coleridge  Famous Quotes</span><br />
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent aim of modern industrial societies to reduce this period to a minimum.<br />
<span> ~Author : Thomas Szasz Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
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		<title>Ecclesiastes 97 Famous Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart for God now accepteth thy works.N.B. Eat, Drink and be merry. See also Luke 1219 ~Author : Ecclesiastes 97 Famous Quotes I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. ~Author : George Burns Inspirational Sayings [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=58&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart for God now accepteth thy works.N.B. Eat, Drink and be merry. See also Luke 1219<br />
<span> ~Author : Ecclesiastes 97  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.<br />
<span> ~Author : George Burns Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Slow and steady wins the race.<br />
<span> ~Author : Aesop The Hare and the Tortoise Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Everybody can be great&#8230; because anybody can serve. You don&#8217;t have to have a college degree to serve. You don&#8217;t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grace. a soul generated by love.<br />
<span> ~Author : Martin Luther King Jr Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat, we say we have had our day.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Donne Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent the life weve created for ourselves? Whos to blame, whos to credit, but us? Who can change it anytime we wish, but us?<br />
<span> ~Author : Richard Bach One Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Barrymore Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.<br />
<span> ~Author : Anonymous  Famous Quotes</span><br />
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More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams.<br />
<span> ~Author : Amy Grant Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
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		<title>F Scott Famous Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either you think&#8211;or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you. ~Author : F Scott Famous Quotes It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor. ~Author : Edmund Spenser Inspirational Sayings There [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=56&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Either you think&#8211;or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.<br />
<span> ~Author : F Scott  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.<br />
<span> ~Author : Edmund Spenser Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>There is only one success &#8211; to be able to spend your life in your own way.<br />
<span> ~Author : Christopher Morley Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.<br />
<span> ~Author : Aldous Huxley Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.<br />
<span> ~Author : Aristotle Politics Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>It&#8217;s not what happens to you it&#8217;s what you do about it that makes the difference.<br />
<span> ~Author : Wilson Mitchell Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart from those that will decline and die.<br />
<span> ~Author : James L Hayes Memos for Management  Leadership 1983 Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The elegance of honesty needs no adornment.<br />
<span> ~Author : Merry Browne  Famous Quotes</span><br />
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Strength, courage and power do not exclude kindness, understanding and consideration. You can be strong and kind; you can be courageous and understanding; you can be powerful and considerate.<br />
<span> ~Author : Linda R Dominguez How to Shine at Work McGrawHill Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
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		<title>Germaine Greer Famous Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother. ~Author : Germaine Greer Famous Quotes A great artist is always before his time or behind it. ~Author : George Moore Inspirational Sayings If it weren&#8217;t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn&#8217;t get done. ~Author : Unknown Nice Quotes I hear it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=54&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.<br />
<span> ~Author : Germaine Greer  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>A great artist is always before his time or behind it.<br />
<span> ~Author : George Moore Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>If it weren&#8217;t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn&#8217;t get done.<br />
<span> ~Author : Unknown Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>I hear it said that West Berlin is militarily untenable-and so was Bastogne, and so, in fact, was Stalingrad. Any danger spot is tenable if men-brave men-will make it so.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.<br />
<span> ~Author : J R R Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring spoken by Elrond Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.<br />
<span> ~Author : Bertolt Brecht Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Knowledge is power.<br />
<span> ~Author : Francis Bacon Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.<br />
<span> ~Author : Lyndon B Johnson  Famous Quotes</span><br />
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It could be that our faithlessness is a cowering cowardice born of our very smallness, a massive failure of imagination&#8230; If we were to judge nature by common sense or likelihood, we wouldn&#8217;t believe the world existed.<br />
<span> ~Author : Annie Dillard Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who could tell what forms, what visions, what faces, what forgiveness he could see in the glow of the west! ~Author : Joseph Conrad Lord Jim Famous Quotes The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Inspirational Sayings Remember not only to say the right thing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=52&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who could tell what forms, what visions, what faces, what forgiveness he could see in the glow of the west!<br />
<span> ~Author : Joseph Conrad Lord Jim  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.<br />
<span> ~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.<br />
<span> ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain&#8217;t nothin&#8217; can beat teamwork.<br />
<span> ~Author : Edward Abbey Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>How do they who think they are unhappy differ from they who actually are?<br />
<span> ~Author : Countess Diane Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>A wise man&#8217;s question contains half the answer.<br />
<span> ~Author : Solomon Ibn Gabirol Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Cowardice asks the question &#8211; is it safe?<br />
Vanity asks the question &#8211; is it popular?<br />
Expediency asks the question &#8211; is it political?<br />
But conscience asks the question &#8211; is it right?</p>
<p>There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, popular, or political; but because it is right.<br />
<span> ~Author : Dr Martin Luther King Jr Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Black holes are where God divided by zero.<br />
<span> ~Author : Steven Wright  Famous Quotes</span><br />
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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.<br />
<span> ~Author : Homer The Odyssey Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason. ~Author : John Powell Famous Quotes Principles have no real force except when one is well fed. ~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends. ~Author : Churton Collins [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=50&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Powell  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.<br />
<span> ~Author : Churton Collins Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>American housewives have not had their brains shot away, nor are they schizophrenic in the clinical sense. But if &#8230; the fundamental human drive is not the urge for pleasure or the satisfaction of biological needs, but the need to grow and to realize one&#8217;s full potential, their comfortable, empty, purposeless days are indeed cause for a nameless terror.<br />
<span> ~Author : Betty Naomi Friedan Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.<br />
<span> ~Author : Johann von Goethe Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>I have not slept one wink.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Shakespeare Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>We live in a time of transition, an uneasy era which is likely to endure for the rest of this century. During the period we may be tempted to abandon some of the time-honored principles and commitments which have been proven during the difficult times of past generations. We must never yield to this temptation. Our American values are not luxuries, but necessities &#8211; not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jimmy Carter Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.<br />
<span> ~Author : Edward Albee  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Heisman Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.<br />
<span> ~Author : Helen Keller Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>If a man die, shall he live again All the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.<br />
<span> ~Author : Job 1414 Bible Hebrew Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.<br />
<span> ~Author : Rodney Dangerfield Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.<br />
<span> ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.<br />
<span> ~Author : James Stephens Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Makepeace Thackeray  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.<br />
<span> ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.<br />
<span> ~Author : Kevin Kelly Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.<br />
<span> ~Author : Robert Frost Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different people, we read the poetry; we meditate over the literature; we play the music; we change our minds; we reach an understanding. Society evolves this way, not by shouting each other down, but by the unique capacity of unique, individual human beings to comprehend each other.<br />
<span> ~Author : Lewis Thomas  The Medusa and the Snail 1979 Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mignon McLaughlin Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion. Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave, eats a bread it does not harvest, and drinks a wine that flows not from its own winepress. Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero, and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful. Pity the nation that raises not its voice save when it walks in a funeral, boasts not except among its ruins, and will rebel not save when its neck is laid between the sword and the block. Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking. Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpetings, and farewells him with hootings, only to welcome another with trumpetings again. Pity the nation divided into fragments, each fragment deeming itself a nation.<br />
<span> ~Author : Kahlil Gibran Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.<br />
<span> ~Author : Homer The Iliad  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>I&#8217;d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.<br />
<span> ~Author : Elvis Presley Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines have been written and after you are back in the quiet of your room and the championship ring has been placed on the dresser and all the pomp and fanfare has faded, the enduring things that are left are the dedication to excellence, the dedication to victory, and the dedication to doing with our lives the very best we can to make the world a better place in which to live.<br />
<span> ~Author : Vince Lombardi Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.<br />
<span> ~Author : Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Nixon had three goals to win by the biggest electoral landslide in history to be remembered as a peacemaker and to be accepted by the &#8216;Establishment&#8217; as an equal. He achieved all these objectives at the end of 1972 and the beginning of 1973. And he lost them all two months later-partly because he turned a dream into an obsession.<br />
<span> ~Author : Henry Kissinger Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ella Wheeler Wilcox Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Language study is a route to maturity. Indeed, in language study as in life, if a person is the same today as he was yesterday, it would be an act of mercy to pronounce him dead and to place him in a coffin, rather than in a classroom.<br />
<span> ~Author : John A Rassias Motivational Sayings</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even if you are on the right track, you&#8217;ll get run over if you just sit there. ~Author : Will Rogers Famous Quotes We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes. ~Author : William Fullbright Inspirational Sayings The world [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=48&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even if you are on the right track, you&#8217;ll get run over if you just sit there.<br />
<span> ~Author : Will Rogers  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Fullbright Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The world is not yet exhaused let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Johnson Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action &#8211; I will write it out.<br />
<span> ~Author : Hortense Calisher Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mark Twain Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess.<br />
<span> ~Author : Heinrich Heine Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I&#8217;m telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.<br />
<span> ~Author : Aldous Huxley  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.<br />
<span> ~Author : James A Garfield Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Penicillin was indeed the product of accidental discovery, but the discovery was made, and the knowledge developed, because certain scientists had definite goals in mind. &#8220;Chance,&#8221; Pastuer wrote, &#8220;favors only the prepared mind.&#8221; The mind must be prepared not only by scientific training and technological know-how, but also by the awareness of social needs.<br />
<span> ~Author : Saturday Review Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn&#8217;t.<br />
<span> ~Author : Unknown Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Henry Channing Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul. To do this, you need to experience solitude, which most people are afraid of, because in the silence you hear the truth and know the solutions.<br />
<span> ~Author : Deepak Chopra Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>You did touch me but didn&#8217;t feel my pain.<br />
<span> ~Author : B J Gupta Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>It&#8217;s important that someone celebrate our existence&#8230; People are the only mirror we have to see ourselves in. The domain of all meaning. All virtue, all evil, are contained only in people. There is none in the universe at large. Solitary confinement is a punishment in every human culture.<br />
<span> ~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.<br />
<span> ~Author : Homer Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Love will find a lay.<br />
<span> ~Author : Robert Byrne Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>If we want a love message to be heard, it has to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mother Theresa Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.<br />
<span> ~Author : Dolores Ibarruri Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man he fornicated and read the papers.<br />
<span> ~Author : Albert Camus Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.<br />
<span> ~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.<br />
<span> ~Author : Denis Watley  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?<br />
<span> ~Author : Elayne Boosler Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Genius &#8211; To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises to discern the soul of things.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy.<br />
<span> ~Author : Honduran Proverb Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.<br />
<span> ~Author : Cato the Elder Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren&#8217;t really there.<br />
<span> ~Author : Paul Kantner Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jesse Louis Jackson Motivational Sayings</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. ~Author : Henry Kaiser Famous Quotes Human science is an uncertain guess. ~Author : Edward G Prior Inspirational Sayings The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them. ~Author : Kimon Nicolaides Nice Quotes The road to success is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=46&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.<br />
<span> ~Author : Henry Kaiser  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Human science is an uncertain guess.<br />
<span> ~Author : Edward G Prior Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them.<br />
<span> ~Author : Kimon Nicolaides Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>The road to success is always under construction.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jim Miller Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save me, from the candid friend.<br />
<span> ~Author : David Bissonette Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals<br />
<span> ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath is rarely found.<br />
<span> ~Author : Alexander Pope Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Virtual Reality is like mainlining television.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Gibson  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>There are two levers for moving men interest and fear.<br />
<span> ~Author : Napoleon Bonaparte Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.<br />
<span> ~Author : Greek Proverb Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Johnson Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.<br />
<span> ~Author : Albert Einstein Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.<br />
<span> ~Author : Arthur Powell Davies Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish the things which happen to be as they are, and you will have a tranquil flow of life.<br />
<span> ~Author : Epictetus Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Virtue extends our days: he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure.<br />
<span> ~Author : Marcus Valerius Martialis Epigrams  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>There is no such thing as can&#8217;t, only won&#8217;t. If you&#8217;re qualified, all it takes is a burning desire to accomplish, to make a change. Go forward, go backward. Whatever it takes But you can&#8217;t blame other people or society in general. It all comes from your mind. When we do the impossible we realize we are special people.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jan Ashford Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.<br />
<span> ~Author : Joseph Heller Catch 22 Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.<br />
<span> ~Author : Napoleon Bonaparte Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ronald Reagan Address to the Nation Jan 16 1984 Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jack London Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it.<br />
<span> ~Author : Carl Sandburg Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an expectation that man can always solve his problems. This is so untrue that it makes me want to cry&#8211;or laugh.<br />
<span> ~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Jr  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Walking isn&#8217;t a lost art &#8212; one must, by some means, get to the garage.<br />
<span> ~Author : Evan Esar Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Dreams can become a reality when we possess a vision that is characterized by the willingness to work hard, a desire for excellence and a belief in our right and our responsibility to be equal members of society.<br />
<span> ~Author : Janet Jackson Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Opinions are made to be changed &#8211; or how is the truth to be got at.<br />
<span> ~Author : Lord Byron Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Science is the search for truth &#8211; it is not a game in which one tries to beat his opponent, to do harm to others. We need to have the spirit of science in international affairs, to make the conduct of international affairs the effort to find t he right solution, the just solution of international problems, not the effort by each nation to get the better of other nations, to do harm to them when it is possible.<br />
<span> ~Author : Linus Pauling No More War Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>You have to expect things of yourself before you do them.<br />
<span> ~Author : Michael Jordan Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are.<br />
<span> ~Author : John Dykes Motivational Sayings</span></p>
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		<title>Marvin D Levy Inspirational Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To read means to borrow to create out of one&#8217;s readings is paying off one&#8217;s debts. ~Author : G C Lichtenberg Famous Quotes The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth. ~Author : Marvin D Levy Inspirational Sayings You have delighted us long enough. ~Author : Jane Austen Pride [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=44&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To read means to borrow to create out of one&#8217;s readings is paying off one&#8217;s debts.<br />
<span> ~Author : G C Lichtenberg  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.<br />
<span> ~Author : Marvin D Levy Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>You have delighted us long enough.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time we unhooked the chain, pushed back the bolt, turned two locks, and shuts off the burglar alarm &#8211; it was gone.<br />
<span> ~Author : Author Unknown Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>He was a genius &#8211; that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.<br />
<span> ~Author : Robertson Davies Fifth Business Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>So long as faith with freedom reigns<br />
And loyal hope survives,<br />
And gracious charity remains<br />
To leaven lowly lives;<br />
While there is one untrodden tract<br />
For intellect or will,<br />
And men are free to think and act,<br />
Life is worth living still.<br />
<span> ~Author : Alfred Austin Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>The happiness that is genuinely satisfying is accompanied by the fullest exercise of our faculties and the fullest realization of the world in which we live.<br />
<span> ~Author : Bertrand Russell Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less.<br />
<span> ~Author : Robert E Lee  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Enthusiasm&#8230;the sustaining power of all great action.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Smiles Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Tradition is what you resort to when you don&#8217;t have the time or the money to do it right.<br />
<span> ~Author : Kurt Herbert Alder Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Hope is both the earliest and the most indispensable virtue inherent in the state of being alive. If life is to be sustained hope must remain, even where confidence is wounded, trust impaired.<br />
<span> ~Author : Erik H Erikson Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>The greatest wealth is to live content with little.<br />
<span> ~Author : Plato Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ralph Kiner Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>I know nothing about sex because I was always married.<br />
<span> ~Author : Zsa Zsa Gabor Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.<br />
<span> ~Author : Leon Blum  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a natural leader. I&#8217;m too intellectual I&#8217;m too abstract I think too much.<br />
<span> ~Author : Newt Gingrich Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>You live and learn. At any rate, you live.<br />
<span> ~Author : Douglas Noel Adams Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.<br />
<span> ~Author : Quentin Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.<br />
<span> ~Author : Aristotle Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>An act against my will is not my act.<br />
<span> ~Author : Unknown Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>I was coming home from kindergarten&#8211;well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It&#8217;s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.<br />
<span> ~Author : Ellen DeGeneres Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Dig the well before you are thirsty.<br />
<span> ~Author : Chinese Proverb  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.<br />
<span> ~Author : Turkish Proverb Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less.<br />
<span> ~Author : Zeno Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.<br />
<span> ~Author : Sallust Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.<br />
<span> ~Author : Malcolm S Forbes Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for what I have done with it.<br />
<span> ~Author : Christian Longe Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jennie Jerome Churchill Motivational Sayings</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution. ~Author : Niccolo Machiavelli Famous Quotes Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved. ~Author : Barbara Johnson The Joy Journal Inspirational Sayings He who does not care [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokerquotes.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7817607&amp;post=42&amp;subd=jokerquotes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.<br />
<span> ~Author : Niccolo Machiavelli  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.<br />
<span> ~Author : Barbara Johnson  The Joy Journal Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is already in Heaven.<br />
<span> ~Author : H Hahn Blavatsky Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>All thoughts, all passions, all delights Whatever stirs this mortal frame All are but ministers of Love And feed His sacred flame.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.<br />
<span> ~Author : Oprah Winfrey Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.<br />
<span> ~Author : Publilius Syrus Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.<br />
<span> ~Author : Stanislaw Lec Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.<br />
<span> ~Author : Gloria Steinem  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.<br />
<span> ~Author : Barry Goldwater Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.<br />
<span> ~Author : Clifton Paul Fadiman Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can&#8217;t last.<br />
<span> ~Author : Greg Evans Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.<br />
<span> ~Author : French Proverb Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mark Twain Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>People don&#8217;t ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.<br />
<span> ~Author : Robert Keith Leavitt Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mary Stewart  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.<br />
<span> ~Author : Anne Frank Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>The easiest thing of all is to deceive one&#8217;s self for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.<br />
<span> ~Author : Demosthenes Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>The Irish are a fair people &#8211; they never speak well of one another.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Johnson Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>The first hope of a painter who feels hopeful about painting is the hope that the painting will move, that it will live outside its frame.<br />
<span> ~Author : Gertrude Stein Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as white as my gown.<br />
<span> ~Author : Jane Austen Emma Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.<br />
<span> ~Author : Samuel Johnson Motivational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Each painting has its own way of evolving&#8230;When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.<br />
<span> ~Author : William Baziotes  Famous Quotes</span></p>
<p>Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.<br />
<span> ~Author : Cyril Connolly The Unquiet Grave 1945 Inspirational Sayings</span></p>
<p>Life without music would be a mistake.<br />
<span> ~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Thus Spoke Zarathustra Nice Quotes</span></p>
<p>Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men<br />
<span> ~Author : Natalie Clifford Barney Great Sayings</span></p>
<p>Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.<br />
<span> ~Author : Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield Meaningful Sayings</span></p>
<p>I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.<br />
<span> ~Author : Yakov Smirnoff Wise Quotes</span></p>
<p>Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.<br />
<span> ~Author : Mark Twain Motivational Sayings</span></p>
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